You've tried covering your legs in plastic wrap, tying trash bags around your body, and strapping umbrellas to your bars, but nothing's really been able to help you stay dry when you're riding in the rain. Indeed, it's almost impossible to stay dry when the road is wet, but Sportful's NoRain Bib Tights offer up an elegant solution.
Their titular NoRain Thermal fabric repels water, so you'll stay dry in light rain, and the lightweight fleece backing is designed to keep you warm even when you do inevitably get soggy in heavier weather, so you don't freeze just because the skies opened up. Minimal seams help reduce water penetration, and the mesh bibs increase breathability and moisture transfer, so you don't find yourself sweating excessively when the weather's actually good.
The BodyFit Pro cut fits close to your skin to enhance moisture management and support muscles, so you can ride comfortably when the roads are dry, and the NoRain Thermal fabric helps regulate temperature, keeping you in the warm but not hot zone on mild days as well as chilly ones. A good chamois is important no matter the weather, so Sportful included its BodyFit Pro pad, which conforms to your anatomy for serious comfort in the saddle on rides short, medium, and long.